bm13:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
Please find a full list below. Let’s circle back when you’re done reading.
Omggggg.
The holiday party, the weird decorations, the raise strategy…
LLAMA GO TO BED
I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, YOU’RE NOT MY MOM.
you don’t know that for sure
….Okay, how am I supposed to sleep after you say something like that.
